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Who Hit The Cat?

Andrew Mary Hicks

Rap, Splat-rap, Painfully Flat Rap! A rhyme about a cat who took a bumpy turn for the worse. Find out more at: www.andrewmaryhicks.com

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13 reviews for this song.

Ever lose your cat to the road? I did. This painfully flat rap "song" is the result. Not a "run of the mill" cat-got-run-over song, story. A flat-out description of what happened. Why did the cat cross the road? Who knows?!

Reviewed By AndrewMaryHicks at 2009-03-23 14:48:59

Who hasn't lived through the pain of the flat kitty syndrome? It hurts.

Reviewed By BrendanDimas at 2009-03-23 15:03:40

A song about a run over cat? What's this world coming to? Is nothing Sacred anymore? However, it is a funny cacophony of cat-astrophe.

Reviewed By pendingfame at 2009-03-23 16:13:13

Your cat got "Tired"!

Reviewed By WayneRichey at 2009-09-15 15:36:09

Pee Wee Herman, is that you? Ha Huuh!

Reviewed By alistener at 2009-09-15 16:07:37

Flat Cat, Used to be a Fat Cat, Splat Cat!

Reviewed By ROAD at 2009-10-22 21:04:35

I freaking HATE cats.

Reviewed By ManheinzSteamroller at 2010-02-09 19:57:59

A "Tire-some" cat-astrophe cat song! I lost two kitties this way. Funny feline faciers musical tribute! Meee OW! Thump! You gotta' smile when you hear this!

Reviewed By Bassomatic at 2010-02-12 12:24:42

Your cat committed suicide because it didn't want to listen to your horrible music.

Reviewed By HaileyBaxter at 2010-02-12 12:31:01

Hailey - you are one of very few people on this site who actually has a good set of ears. I am amazed every week at how this awful music keeps going top 10. I think the artist uses multiple log-ins to rate his own stuff. That many people cannot have that bad of taste. Is there a "run-of-the-mill" run over your cat song? I've never heard one in my life.

Reviewed By goodcook at 2010-02-12 15:32:04

By far the most pathetic music I have ever heard in my lifetime.

Reviewed By musicguy098 at 2010-03-13 16:48:43

You all are kidding right! This guy is awesome, I've never heard anything like this in my life! Wow!!!!!!!?

Reviewed By MarkOnSociety at 2011-04-08 11:33:48

A la B-52s? I got a kick out of it!

Reviewed By destined_to_kneel at 2011-05-04 06:59:41

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